Humorously Daft Misconceptions From People of All Ages

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    Font - Sara-Paige Silvestro @sarapaige_ ... whenever l'm sad I think about how my boyfriend thought "antipasta" was "every Italian food that's not pasta", implying a great intra-italian struggle between pasta and not pasta 2:58 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Flood! ... @meaghanflood Replying to @sarapaige_ and @WalshFreedom Love it. My friend thought soup d' jour was split pea because he ordered it at the same restaurant every Sunday after church. He got into an argument w/ the server on a random weekday evening, age 8, when presented with minestrone. 8:15 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - (((Steve Miller))) ... @StevenNMiller Replying to @meaghanflood @sarapaige_ and @WalshFreedom For years, one of my kids thought that "Super Salad" was a thing. Didn't realize it was "Soup or Salad." Also, my sister-in-law always thought "Flaming Yan" was what her favorite tender cut of beef was called. 10:16 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter Web App
    via @StevenNMiller
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    Font - Kerry Donahue @kerrydonahue75 ... Replying to @sarapaige_ and @hellotorifletch Reminds me of when I was a kid and every time I read that someone was a "cousin twice removed" I thought it meant they'd been kicked out of the family twice. (And if they kept being kicked out, why'd they keep letting them back in?) 8:37 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter Web App
    via @kerrydonahue75
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    Rectangle - John Eckstein ... @jfeckstein Replying to @sarapaige_ and @EricKleefeld I think about my five year old on the ferry to the Statue of Liberty and being disappointed because there were no fairies 8:03 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @jfeckstein
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    Font - (((Gary Mandalorian)) @braziljosh ... Replying to @sarapaige_ and @PFTompkins This American Life has a story of someone who thought quesadilla just meant "what's the deal?" in Spanish into their 20s. I've since made that my own slang. 12:04 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android
    via @braziljosh
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    Organism - Linda Roberts ... @LindaRo79751643 Replying to @sarapaige_ My 3 year old grandson kept asking his parents for green corn..the kind he'd had at my house they were at a loss until the next Sunday when I served peas and excitedly said yay green corn..lol 9:53 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for Android
    via @LindaRo79751643
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    Font - Rich Nichols ... @_richnichols_ Replying to @sarapaige_ My grandma used to love telling the story of my dad at age 5, crying after a day in San Francisco because he didn't get to see the fisherman's dwarf. 8:16 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPad
    via @_richnichols
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    Font - Dr. US in OH @US_in_OH ... Replying to @sarapaige_ When I was a kid, we'd visit my grandparents, who would offer us Münster cheese from the deli. I thought it was Monster cheese and was like, heck yeah, gimme some Monster cheese. It remained Monster cheese until my mid-20s or so when I saw packaged Münster cheese in the store. 9:15 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @US_in_OH
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    Font - Alan Ng ... @mruvula Replying to @sarapaige_ In college, I believed that distance learning classes were where you learned all and only about distances 8:04 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for Android
    via @mruvula
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    Font - chedge D @EdgeOTI ... Replying to @sarapaige_ and @moontwerk Until I was about 16 I thought “prima donna" referred to musician before Madonna. Never questioned it?? 7:46 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for iPad
    via @EdgeOTI
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    Organism - Abbie ... @so_vogue Replying to @sarapaige_ Okay so my mum thought God's name was Peter when she was young because every week in (Catholic) church they'd say "thanks be to God" and she thought they were saying “thanks Peter God" 5:22 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @so_vogue
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    Font - Phlish ... @phlish1 Replying to @sarapaige_ and @WalshFreedom My wife thought the measure of the chilling effect of the wind as measured on the windshield of a car at a certain speed, ergo the "windshield factor." She was 3 when I finally heard it clearly enough to call her on it. 8:08 PM · 9/13/21 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 1Quote Tweet 58 Likes Phlish @phlish1 · 15h ... Replying to @phlish1 @sarapaige__ and @WalshFreedom *30, obviously 27 2 63 1
    via @phlish1
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    Font - Karen T ... @SinisterNails Replying to @sarapaige_ and @jonjones My brothers ex girlfriend insisted that sous chefs only made soufflés. She was 22 and had been working as a server for at least 3 years at that point. 2:45 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @SinisterNails
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    Font - Nicola Philp @nicolaphilp4 Replying to @sarapaige_ As a child I thought euthanasia was people talking about youth in Asia and couldn't work out why it was such a big deal. 1:46 AM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @nicolaphilp4
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    Font - Drew Boudreau @jubajoe · 10h ... Replying to @sarapaige_ When my uncle said he worked graveyard, and it lasted all night, I thought he had the spookiest job 1 33 Rose Wildfyre @craziemamarose · 9h My mom also worked graveyard & i •.. couldnt believe how brave she must be. I could never! 1 30
    via @jubajoe

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